Toddlers Are A**holes It Not Your Fault (Audible Audio Edition) Bunmi Laditan Bahni Turpin Random House Audio Books
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Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development - not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period.
Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief - along with the very good news that It's Not Your Fault. Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside". Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), things you thought you'd never say that you now say as a parent of a toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine.").
Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent to tired parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.
Toddlers Are A**holes It Not Your Fault (Audible Audio Edition) Bunmi Laditan Bahni Turpin Random House Audio Books
Pretty funny. Plus it irritates my wife's obnoxious "crunchy" friends. That's actually what they call themselves, like it's cool or something. Buy two and upset an essential oil peddling mom today. Namaste.Product details
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Toddlers Are A**holes It Not Your Fault (Audible Audio Edition) Bunmi Laditan Bahni Turpin Random House Audio Books Reviews
Bought this book for my daughter who has a toddler and a new baby. That was the funniest book since a long time. We laughs from the first to the last page. Highly recommended!!!! Several friends already ordered it after we let them read just a page or two! A must have if you have kids
Don't get this book if you're offended by swear words...but if you're not, then purchase it immediately! I have a 2.5 year old so I'm smack in the middle of it right now, and I needed this comic relief )
Does the author even love her children? The jokes in this book are crude and not funny at all. My toddler has some trying moments, but this author comes across as someone who should have remained celibate.
BAWhahahahahaha! This book provides the comic relief needed after a long day with a terrible two! A little vulgar, but expected given the title.
My husband walked in from putting our toddler to bed and found me laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face. We sit and laugh at the scenarios because we have lived through most of it.
It’s a perfect gift for a parent who has survived the first two years of baby life, heading into toddlerhood.
I have a 3 year old and saw this book at a friend's house. Bought it immediately. I found it surprisingly helpful and it put my mind at ease about the constant internal voices - "Is it my fault she's being a jerk? Am I setting her up for a lifetime of being a psychopath?" Turns out it really is just a phase, and this book actually is helping me get through it. Highly recommend to any parent of toddlers! Going to buy for all of my parent friends.
My son just recently turned two and has the terrible two attitude down to an art. I was feeling so overwhelmed with his recent bad behavior (unless you call being hit in the face with a train a 'good time') when my mother inlaw mentioned this book. I'm not a reader.. mainly bc I can never find anything that will keep my attention long enough. THIS BOOK, I couldn't put it down! I was LOL through the entire book. It was SO relatable and i loved all the vulgarity and sarcasm! It made me feel so much better about trying to raise my terrible little two year old. A must read for moms who are just trying to make it through the day without losing their sh*t! It's a short book, and easy to finish during a nap time or two. I passed it along to my mother inlaw and she's enjoying it as much as I did.
Stay at home mom here. The only reason I didn't write a review sooner was because I had this book in my face. (I was able to read it by sitting outside and telling my son we would get ice cream if he could catch a squirrel.) Speaking of face, toddlerhood slapped us in the face way before I expected it. 15 months. I started off as one of THOSE moms. Crunchy granola no tv or electronics organic gluten free "not my sweet angel" moms. Now my toddler is a little S$#% half the time (remember, we aren't full blown toddler yet.) We have literally worn out one DVD of Frozen and my husband was told not to bother coming home from work without a new one. As I write this, I stink. Like really stink. I can't recall my last shower. My kid sits on my lap while I poop and my house is covered with a white film, being a combo of yogurt and lotion, which are interchangeable to him. My meals consists of whatever he didn't eat, which is often enough that I know I will at least get one hot rejected meal a day. And I secretly despise my mother just a little bit for being smug that my son is always the perfect angel at her house. (Not that he's not a sweetheart at mine, but it's a delicate walk that can change in a split second). This book is funny as hell. If you have a toddler, this book is hilarious. I came close to peeing my pants. (If you are a new mom, you probably will pee your pants. Totally normal.) Because it's so true. Every sentence. If you are or have a first time pregnant friend, this should be purchased for a glimpse into the future and a fantastic non stop laugh.
Pretty funny. Plus it irritates my wife's obnoxious "crunchy" friends. That's actually what they call themselves, like it's cool or something. Buy two and upset an essential oil peddling mom today. Namaste.
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